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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

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burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

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beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

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summer-sex-and-boys:

When you’re feeling locked - https://weheartit.com/entry/133283868
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