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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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baby-scars:

failing an exam you actually studied for

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

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spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

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surprisebitch:

incision:

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

that’s just not convenient for anybody

how are you gonna put that in your pocket

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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